Friday, August 22, 2008

Stealer

The most bizarre thing happens when Jack goes to bed. Some thief comes into Jack’s toy room with a little screwdriver and steals the batteries out of his loud, obnoxious toys. The latest was his Buzz Lightyear laser gun. This is such a mystery. I think someone needs to call the cops.

What's even weirder is that this thief also feeds Van and puts him to sleep. What an odd agenda for a clepto.

10 comments:

SkateLayne said...

I love reading your blog, it makes me laugh so hard. And your recipes are AMAZING! I'm so glad I found you!

Jodi Jean said...

haha ... we've had that same thief in our house ... must be going around the neighborhood!!

Sweet Pea Chef said...

Oh my goodness, we have the same thief!

Mal Robin said...

I heard of this thief who takes perfect little babies named Van..from what I understand she will be in California in a few weeks...Better watch out..

Tricia said...

I'd like to kiss the man on the lips who invented the "tiny screwdriver".

I wonder if he realizes the impact he's had on maintaining the sanity of mothers everywhere.

birdonthelawn said...

this pic of that little man is more than i can take.
why must they gestate for so long?

Rae said...

I have to agree with birdonthelawn...your little guy is just too beautiful. I mean handsome! :)

cat+tadd said...

I've heard that thief that steals perfect babies has a right hand (wo)man. Watch out.

rookie cookie said...

Katie, welcome! And good luck on your pregnancy. It goes by so fast.

Jodi, bad news for you. Aiden will be getting older and wanting more loud, obnoxious toys. Sorry.

Sweet Pea, am I right. Do they want louder toys as they get bigger?

Mal Robin, you leave that little kid alone, you baby stealer. You are like David Bowie on "Labrinth"- minus the bizarre hair and tights.

rookie cookie said...

Trish, oy vey! I have to tell Jason of your desires. He isn't going to be very happy.

Bird, yes, he is quite unbareable. You should see him in person. And to top it all off, he is such a cuddly baby. Don't worry, yours is coming soon.

Rae, thank you thank you. Beautiful or handsome is fine with me.

Cat, you are just like Mal you psycho. I hate to tell you that your baby hunger will become so much more intense after you see him in September.