This might be old news to some, but Megan from Remarks From Sparks is my older sister and Graphic Design Slave. I keep her shackled in a damp, dark cellar with nothing but an iMac and a small chamber pot (think Doby from Harry Potter). Occasionally, I taunt her with leftover table scraps then force her to eat medium rare ribeye steak, even though she's a vegetarian. I call this love.
The Husband. The Husband wanted me to chastise Megan for willfully damaging her eyesight. Apparently, Megan, who claims to be a fan of all things healthy, is opposed following instructions from her Optometrist. Megan refuses to take her contact lenses out every night, or every other night, or sometimes every every other night (oh my!). This concerns The Husband, for he loves his wife and would be quite distraught at the loss of her eyesight due to something as silly as not taking her contacts out. This concerns me because I'd have to find a replacement Design Stooge. And, dear readers, this should concern you too. If Megan's eyesight goes the way of Mr. Magoo, Remarks From Sparks will have to appear in braille.
I post this information in hopes that YOU can help! Rookie Cookie and The Husband have come to the end of our begging rope. We need your nagging comments. So nag away. Tell Megan to smarten up and use those contact lenses "as directed". Post your comments now and tell Megan you CANNOT support an Ocular Hygiene Biggot!
Background info, before you hear it from Megan: I too am bad about taking my contact lenses out, but my husband doesn't care. He prefers if I go blind so that the playing field is level. He has a set of terribly deformed feet and blindness would be good for me because even though I can run faster than him, I would have no idea where I was going and he would have better chances at winning a race. So don't hassle me, hassle Megan.