If I am going to put a bumper sticker on my car, it will take months for me to put it through my steps of consideration. Bumper stickers say a lot about a person. Like if I see a bumper sticker that says, "I only golf on days that end with a Y", I assume they are on their way to hit the front 9. If I see a bumper sticker that says "Bush Cheney 2000", I assume they hate President Obama. Then there was the guy that had one that said, "I'm not bald, it's a solar panel for a sex machine." In my perverted mind, he is a sex machine and is doing the ditty all the time. Bumper stickers say a lot about a person. That being said, here is what graces my red car's rear.
When I saw this one on Jennie's blog, I considered it. I made my sister buy it for me and then I let it sit on my dresser for 4 months. I had to let it soak in. And then I put it on my car. I get a lot of compliments and a lot of squinting from drivers behind me. They either laugh, drive by and look in my back seat or roll their eyes. But at least it's completely true. My ability to manufacture children is quite crafty.