Monday, July 20, 2009

Sticky Bumper

If I am going to put a bumper sticker on my car, it will take months for me to put it through my steps of consideration. Bumper stickers say a lot about a person. Like if I see a bumper sticker that says, "I only golf on days that end with a Y", I assume they are on their way to hit the front 9. If I see a bumper sticker that says "Bush Cheney 2000", I assume they hate President Obama. Then there was the guy that had one that said, "I'm not bald, it's a solar panel for a sex machine." In my perverted mind, he is a sex machine and is doing the ditty all the time. Bumper stickers say a lot about a person. That being said, here is what graces my red car's rear.


When I saw this one on Jennie's blog, I considered it. I made my sister buy it for me and then I let it sit on my dresser for 4 months. I had to let it soak in. And then I put it on my car. I get a lot of compliments and a lot of squinting from drivers behind me. They either laugh, drive by and look in my back seat or roll their eyes. But at least it's completely true. My ability to manufacture children is quite crafty.

7 comments:

Jessica said...

love this! even my husband laughed and suggested we buy it for my little sister.

[Morgan] said...

HA!
nice choice.

meg said...

You didn't make my buy it. I wanted you to have it.

Shanicherie said...

This isn't an announcement, is it?? You make the cutest babies!

AzĂșcar said...

I love it.

Nicki said...

I'm not Nicki, I'm the cool mom of Jennie W (of Birdsnests and Behives or whatever). Had to write and say that your comment on Harry Connor on Jennie's blog on your husband running away with Harry was my laugh of the day! (I truly hope, though, that it wasn't a hint that Harry is gay. I'm so sad about my favorite romantic singers being gay.)

Jennie's Mom, L.

Ingrid said...

Ha! That's a good one. I hadn't seen it before. It's the only way I'm craft, too. Oh, wait am I EXTRA crafty because I make twins? Yeah, I like it! :)
~ingrid