Our Microplane winner is...
Erin Bigler. Erin, I think duck eggs pickled in horse urine wins any day. Absolutely revolting. Just terrible.
Also, please let your husband know that his service to our country is appreciated and admired.
Erin, e-mail me and give me your address. The sooner you do, the sooner you will be zesting and grating like never before. email@example.com
I like giving away things I love. I think my next giveaway will be an immersion blender. Maybe next month.