There is only one big downer to having a giveaway this grand. My inbox has been brimming with comments from people entering. I can't seem to delete them fast enough.
As usual, there is no random.org here. Just Ethanrandom.org.
"Hey Ethan, a number between 1 and 303!"
And that would be Jill Brady.
So e-mail me and I will get your soup gear to you.