Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Potty Mouth

Yesterday, I am in the bathroom when a little blondy 3 year old comes waltzing in saying, "Son of a bitch." Yes, he really did. I grabbed his little arm, ordered him to open up and I washed that dirty little mouth. But the soap was pumpkin flavored, so maybe the mouth-washing was enjoyable.

Actually, probably not.

8 comments:

Katie said...

That's so funny! I'm so excited for experiences like this!

Mal Robin said...

Yeah, that was for sure not enjoyable. Im wondering who he picked that up from.... had to be one of the family members.. Probably, we should fix that.

Jones Family said...

Should have titled it "Pumpkin Mouth"
That is so funny. Where did he learn that???

birdonthelawn said...

oh my! i really like that.
i love that he has heard that enough to say it....

MamaDonna said...

Cadence's current favorite is to ask "where the hell is my (insert desired object here)?" I keep trying to stress that it is a grown up word and kids don't talk like that. But then one of my mom's sayings is "damn it all to hell" and she picked up on that. But the topper on this cuss cake is Andy walking around with one of his first words being "shit". "Shit, shit, shit" all day long. I ignore it since he's only a year old and doesn't know what he is saying. Oy, I hope my mother-in-law doesn't get wind of this....

Morgan said...

ha ha ha.

meg said...

Did Ashley really say that?

First thing I'm going to do when Harper arrives is teach her "Son of a Bitch."

rookie cookie said...

Katie, it will happen sooner than you know.

Mal, I'm not pointing fingers or anything...

Jones, yeah, his Aunt Mallory has a dirty mouth:) And yes, I should have titled it Pumpkin Mouth. I like that better.

Bird, talk to Mallory, the potty mouth.

Donna, I can hear Cadence in my head saying that right now. AMAZING. Yeah, don't let Sister Foutz hear about that one. She no likey.

Morgan, you laugh now, but wait until Jonah pops off with that one.

Meg, do not teach an infant "SOB". You WILL go to hell.