I am going on hiatus. I need a bit of a blogging break while the wicked witch in my stomach stirs my churning insides. She does it all day. I can hear her evil laugh as she stirs, "Hee hee hee! You have to pay to play the game! Did you really think you could be pregnant and not feel the yuckies?! YOU FOOL! You are mine!" She is vicious and I hate her.
I don't know when I will be back. It could be tomorrow, next month or next year. Or maybe after my first trimester. I actually toyed with the idea of quitting this blogging thing all together. But good golly, I feel terrible. Hence, I am not cooking anything thrilling. I have nothing, unless you need a recipe for scooping Nutella onto a spoon or pouring milk over cereal. I definitely have directions for those.
When I come back, I will hopefully have developed recipes for the following:
Pear Hazelnut Phyllo Bundles with Creme Anglaise
Pina Colada Cake
Sweet Potato Polenta with Maple and Bacon
Pork Tenderloin with Pear Chutney
Pork Milanese with Tomato and Caper Relish
(note how many times the letter P shows up in those dishes. That is a little odd. I guess I have pee on the brain. I am a mother of two young children, pee is an unfortunate large part of my life.)
And I'll tell you what, if you try and steal my brilliant ideas, I will find you and have my mean older sister give you good old fashioned cyber beating.
If you have questions or any matters of the like, please feel free to e-mail me. I would be happy to hear from you. firstname.lastname@example.org
See you when I see you.